Factory Zealed

Dear proponents of alternative operating systems.

Please, feel free to stop telling us how stable and productive your computer is. Also, we don't need to hear how productive it makes you, or how it gets your creative vibe flowing. We don't need to hear how said OS is elegant, or tasteful, or intrinsically superior.

We don't need to hear this because none of you has been able to shut the $&$%^& up about it for about 25 years now.

Give it a rest.

The Only Thing Worse than Not Being Read

The second worst thing about blogging is the readers. Here you are, you've got a handy little corner of the Internet all set up the way you like it, and then people have to come and look at the damn thing. With readers come expectations, or at least hassle. Which is why everyone should have a blog like this one, which no-one reads.

The worst thing? The worst thing about blogging is comments. Because then you have to talk and interact with your readers. And if they were worth talking to, they wouldn't be reading you.